75 SPOTS · Inaugural Field · Sept 18–20, 2026 📍 Fort Wolters City Gym · Mineral Wells, TX 💀 Last one standing takes the W 🔔 4.167-mile loops · Every hour on the hour 💰 Suffer & Earn cash-back payout · Go further, get more back 🎟️ Golden Ticket · Promote us · Earn a 2-for-1 · Challenge someone 🌵 Crazy Water Country · Historic West Texas endurance 75 SPOTS · Inaugural Field · Sept 18–20, 2026 📍 Fort Wolters City Gym · Mineral Wells, TX 💀 Last one standing takes the W 🔔 4.167-mile loops · Every hour on the hour 💰 Suffer & Earn cash-back payout · Go further, get more back 🎟️ Golden Ticket · Promote us · Earn a 2-for-1 · Challenge someone 🌵 Crazy Water Country · Historic West Texas endurance
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Inaugural Backyard Ultra · Mineral Wells, Texas

The Backyardof Crazy

Every hour, on the hour. 4.167 miles. No mercy. The format is ancient. The terrain is West Texas. The question is whether you break before everyone else does.

📅 September 18–20, 2026
📍 Fort Wolters City Gym Hub
🏃 75 Runners · Field Limit
LOOP 1LOOP 2LOOP 3LOOP 4LOOP 5 LOOP 6LOOP 7LOOP 8LOOP 9LOOP 10 LOOP 11LOOP 12LOOP 13LOOP 14LOOP 15 LOOP 16LOOP 17LOOP 18LOOP 19LOOP 20 LOOP 1LOOP 2LOOP 3LOOP 4LOOP 5 LOOP 6LOOP 7LOOP 8LOOP 9LOOP 10 LOOP 11LOOP 12LOOP 13LOOP 14LOOP 15 LOOP 16LOOP 17LOOP 18LOOP 19LOOP 20

The Format

Brutally Simple Rules

01

The Loop

Every hour, on the hour, all remaining runners start a 4.167-mile loop. The trail is marked. The route doesn't change. Night doesn't change it either.

02

Your Window

Finish in under 60 minutes and you bank the remainder as rest. Use it. You'll need to. Loop pace is your decision — until it isn't anymore.

03

The Cut

Miss the start line when the next bell sounds and you're out. No appeals. No second chances. The field shrinks with every bell that rings.

04

The Winner

One runner survives. That person must complete one final loop — alone — to be declared the Last One Standing. Everyone else receives a DNF.

The race runs through the night, through weather, through every rational reason to stop. The only finish line is everyone else quitting before you do.

Cash-Back Payout Structure

Suffer & Earn

This isn't a participation trophy circuit. But it's also not winner-take-all. Every additional loop you complete earns back a portion of your entry. Go further, recoup more. The Last One Standing wins it all.

1–3
Loops
Entry Only
You showed up. That matters.
4–6
Loops
25% Back
~16–25 miles. You're in the hunt.
7–10
Loops
50% Back
~29–42 miles. Serious grit.
11–14
Loops
75% Back
~46–58 miles. Top 10% territory.
15+
Last One Standing
Remaining Purse
Whatever's left after cash-backs — it's yours.

Influencer Challenge Program

The Golden Ticket

🎟️ 2-for-1 Entry

Got an audience? Use it. Influencers who publicly promote The Backyard of Crazy earn a 2-for-1 entry — and the right to name a challenger to race against them head-to-head on the course.

01
Promote

Post about The Backyard of Crazy on your public social platform. Tag us. Drive it. Make it real.

02
Claim

Submit your Golden Ticket request with proof of post. Your 2-for-1 entry is confirmed — one spot for you, one for your challenger.

03
Challenge

Name your challenger publicly. They must publicly agree for the second entry to be registered in their name. No public agreement, no entry.

04
Race

Show up. Run. Your challenger shows up or they don't — either way, you're in the field and eligible for the remaining purse.

🎟️2-for-1 entry — one confirmed spot for the influencer, one held for their named challenger. Both entries are race-eligible from the start.
📢Public agreement required — the challenger must publicly accept the call-out before their Golden Ticket entry is officially registered. A public post counts; a DM does not.
🏃If your challenger goes no-show — we call them out publicly. The influencer still races, still accumulates Suffer & Earn loops, and is still eligible to win the remaining purse.
💀No-show challenger receives a forfeit DNF — logged at zero loops. Their Suffer & Earn payout reflects that. The influencer's race is unaffected.
📋One Golden Ticket per influencer — one challenger per ticket. Promotions must be live and publicly visible at time of submission.
Submit Your Golden Ticket

Include your social post link and your challenger's name. We'll handle the rest.

Event Operations

Basecamp & Facilities

🏛️

The Staging Hub

The historic City Gym at Fort Wolters is your central command. A Texas landmark with real floors, real walls, and real indoor air — you'll appreciate it at 3am in loop 9.

❄️

Full Climate Control

Indoor climate-controlled recovery space for runners and crew. September in West Texas doesn't forgive — we planned for that.

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Showers & Sanitation

Full-access showers, accessible restrooms, and professional sanitation crews on-site throughout the event. No porta-potty-only race energy here.

Crew Zones

Dedicated canopy zones adjacent to the facility for each runner's support crew. Set up your recovery station, your fuel grid, your pacer tent.

🔒

Event Security

Dedicated event security throughout the duration. You focus on running. We handle everything else.

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First Aid Station

A designated first aid station is available at basecamp. All runners participate at their own risk and are encouraged to carry personal insurance. Know your body — this race doesn't go easy on anyone.

Getting There

Mineral Wells, TX

📍 Fort Wolters City Gym · Mineral Wells, TX 76067

🏙️
The Venue

Fort Wolters City Gym Hub, Mineral Wells, TX 76067. Historic military installation turned community anchor — fitting setting for a war of attrition.

✈️
Getting Here

~90 minutes west of Dallas/Fort Worth. DFW International is your closest major airport. Direct drive via US-180 W.

🏨
Lodging

Multiple hotels and motels in Mineral Wells proper. Contact the Chamber of Commerce for event weekend accommodation recommendations.

Volunteer

Be Part Of The Fight.

Multiple shifts available across the full weekend — aid station, course safety, timing, media, and more. Free shirt, meals, and front-row access to something historic.

Sign Up to Volunteer

Secure Your Entry

75 Spots. Field Limit.

When it fills, it fills. No waitlist for the inaugural race.

$150
Entry Fee · Includes Suffer & Earn Payout Eligibility
Basecamp Access Crew Zone Allocation Event Swag First Aid Station Cash-Back Eligible
Field Capacity 34 / 75 Claimed
Register Now

Questions? Email us at azimuthrunning@gmail.com and we'll get back within 24 hours.